28 Weeks **Special Edition**

MAN BLOG WEEK

DISCLAIMER: Pregnancy from THE man's perspective. Dont worry Catherine will be back next week. 

How far along: By the looks of it, we are getting there... "Big Belly" (28 Weeks)


How big is the baby: He is going to be a football player. The app says the kid is 2.5lbs... not my son though, he is approx the size of a baby rhino!

Total weight gain: I've been yelled at numerous times to not peek when she gets on the scale, but I'd say shes eaten maybe a 9 or 12lb bowling ball. 

Best moment of the week: I got the new Call of Duty game... on sale. I have to practice while I can because you know he is going to be better at them then me. Damn kids these days. 

Worst moment of the week: The god awful noises she makes while sleeping. Its like she's yelling at me in her sleep. 

Symptoms: Irritability, loss of sleep, confusion, sore muscles, weight gain and Im not even carrying the kid! Oh wait, are we talking about Catherine? ... well, Im not really sure, but that will be continued next week.

Movement: (apparently Im not allowed to talk about bowel movements...) but the kid is pretty active. He did kick me in the head last week. I shall try and play "patty cake" with him later

Have you started to show?:  ive been showing for years now. Catherine is finally going through my pain that us big people have like, you know, your feet going to sleep when sitting down, weight gain, sore muscles. 

Wedding Rings On or Off: On (but my thumbs are slightly sore/swollen, i think its from all that Call of Duty)

What I’m looking forward to: showing the boy the ropes. PS I saw a tool belt at Harbor Freight for the little one. And Im looking forward to not having to do the kitty litter anymore!

What I miss the most: Hot dogs, pepperoni pizza... if Catherine cant have it, neither can it.  Her and her damn roast beef sub from Santinis. I will never hear the end to that (once this baby pops, i am buying her all of the above and shoving it in her mouth, I don't care what you say, Ramona.)

PS while writing this, she made me be a little censored

In conclusion, all is well. Hope this was entertaining, we are both really excited and nervous for what the future holds.